Lover's quarrel
- Me: SasuNaru is forever.
- Him: NaruHina is better. She's cute and actually loves Naruto.
- Me: Are you kidding? Pfft. First off, she looks like she's three, even if she is an awesome kunoichi.
- Him: At least Hinata has never come close to killing Naruto.
- ME: OKAY HOLD THE FUCK UP HE ONLY DOES THAT BECAUSE HE'S MISGUIDED BUT HAVE YOU FUCKING NOTICED HOW HE NEVER ACTUALLY KILLS HIM OKAY? THEY'VE KISSED MULTIPLE TIMES AND -goes off into long winding rant-
- Him: Uhuh, that's so romantic. -sarcasm-
- ME: EVEN KISHIMOTO SHIPS THEM TOGETHER FOREVER
- HIM: WELL NARUHINA IS BETTER ANYWAYS.
- ME: FUCK YOU IN THE BUTT
- HIM: YOU KNOW YOU'D LIKE TO
